Customs... ?

Got this in my inbox...

This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia.
His Aussie neighbor, being the nice Aussie bloke he was, decided to make him feel welcome.

He went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese man. When he looked through his window, he saw the Chinese man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Chinese man. At his gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. He became angry
and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Chinese customs!", he yelled in the Chinese man's face.

The Chinese man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually Australian customs. I was told, to become an Australian, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk and listen to bull sh*t."

WHOAAA !! Thats a real funny joke !

haha sidez

Quality phex!

too long for the simple punch line. i give it a "chuckle" :/

lol nice one. hmmm...are there any Aussies on the board? just a wondering.

I'm not sure who wrote that joke, but the nationality can be changed to something else like American and a Japanese :p