Quotes made by comp.guy's....

1. Strange...
2. Don't know that...
3. This has been known to work before
4. ...Just a few things left to fix...
5. How come it turned out this way...
6. It must be some hardware-/software flaw...
7. they've might have changed release...
8. YOU must have done wrong...
9. But I haven't changed the bootfiles...
10. Oh, yes, it'll be finished before then...
11. You must have gotten a old version
12. That's only a beauty error
13. I'm almost done...
14. Well, yes, just have to do these final changes
15. This takes no time at all...
16. This is only a coincident
17. One can't test everything
18. This can't affect that...I'm sure.
19. but, I thought I'd fixed that...
20. That's finished, just not tested...
21. It really works good, it just don't seem that way
22. Apart from the fact that it don't work, how do you think it seems...
23. It shouldn't do that...

lol... where are you finding all of these things... :D

There's a swedish site http://www.yttermera.se that is quite outstanding. Lots and lots of sick jokes, articles, all fake of course. But it gives me great pleasure to read. And there's an other one http://www.avigsidan.com that's quite hilarious. Nothing for you, I suppose, but Paavo could find something here, and there is quite a lot of sick pic's aswell, for those who wanna have a giggle...

More idiotic links for english speaking plp:

http://www.juvalamu.com/qmarks/ - The Gallery Of "Misused" Quotation Marks.

http://www.zompist.com/thought.html - The Gallery Of "Misused" Quotation Marks.
http://www.londonslang.com/%20 - www.londonslang.com

http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/ - Rock All Times This one is similar to Yttermera
http://www.satirewire.com/index.shtml- SatirWire - UK's contribution to this satiric collection...