Letterize....

Treasure peace—live serenely fearless.

PRNDL (No automotive references, please!)

Peter Ran Near Dads Lawn.


KEONA


(I just randomly pressed five buttons. Enjoy!)

Kathy eats on Ned's anus.

QWERT

EDIT: Woops, wrong reply.

Nos.

Quiet wisdom evokes real thought.

Time to kick it up a notch:

A F N I T S W E L T M

(and no, I didn't have anything specific in mind except to make a real sentence structure easier via letter choice and arrangement)

... Alas, four nupitals in Time Square would enrage lonely, tenebrific misanthropes.

T B A S O F C W F N B

(((Now it's starting to move into the realm of a demonstartion of thoughtful cerebral enterprise. I was about to bail on this because of the sophmoric JunkPhrases™.)))

I'll let someone else take your letter-offering, Mo0.

T B A S O F C W F N B

Try Being A Slightly Overweight Frenchman, 'Cause Without Fat, Nobody Benefits

A K D U L G M E N Y D

A K D U L G M E N Y D

Awesome! Kinky, desirable, underaged, lovely girls make each night's yearning dramatic.

W O F B I H E O F M D

(((See, with more letters, now we're having some fun!)))

Windows often fires bluescreens. I hastily exit. On finding Macintosh—Delighted!

I N A C S H I M S M C