Neverland

How do you know if it's midnight in Neverland?






























Because the big hand is on the little hand.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.

http://www.pasteeaters.com/funny_jokes/Michael_Jackson_Jokes.asp

The mans music is great, but sadly, for me, he isn't innocent until proven guilty. He is a sick man, and if he's ever done anything to a child, I hope the american judicial system can get past his celebrity status and punish him severely.

hahaha these are great!!

but sadly, for me, he isn't innocent until proven guilty.

I gotta agree. He's just so far over the edge of "freak" that there isnt any way of coming back. Even if the verdict came back innocent....i still wouldnt think any better of him. Hell in my mind...if he's found innocent...that just opens up more chances for him to harm more children....and possibly get away with it if he did do it this time.


(on a side note....Viva La Bam is the greatest show ever haha)

Great Jokes.

In my mind there is doubts wether he's guilty or not...I do not know for a fact that he did what's suggested. BUT, I wouldn't give him the benefit of a doubt when concidering what he is accused of...Being a father myself, I would punish him without knowing just to make a statement to others who even concider doin these things to a child. (Sick, eh ? Can't help it...)

He’s lost all touch with reality. I think it’s gotten to the point where he truly doesn’t believe he can do any harm to any children. So if he’s actually done anything that our society considers wrong, he probably doesn’t know it or it just doesn’t apply to him.