carbonated drinks.

I hate when you drink something that's carbonated too fast. It sucks. You feel like you have to burp really, really bad ... but you can't ... and it hurts. I hate it. God I hate it.

lol...yeah i know that felling. You start burping out bubbles! Interesting thread.. ;)

Even worse:

You're drinking a soda, and wolfing down a burger in big, poorly chewed bites, then drink more soda on top of it.

So you got pressure from below, a wad of burger and bun stuck halfway down your esophagus and more PressureFizz on top.

I've had it hurt so bad I thought I was literally gonna die.

Sometimes when you drink soda, not even fast or anything, after about 30 minutes have passed you get a little "pooft" in your nose. It's not bad really.

Originally posted by Utopian23
Even worse:

You're drinking a soda, and wolfing down a burger in big, poorly chewed bites, then drink more soda on top of it.

So you got pressure from below, a wad of burger and bun stuck halfway down your esophagus and more PressureFizz on top.

I've had it hurt so bad I thought I was literally gonna die.

Even worser:

When you laugh and it feels as if all that was in your esophagus is about to come out your nose, but wont.

It hurts when stuff comes out of your nose. Especially soda.

Originally posted by .02
It hurts when stuff comes out of your nose. Especially soda.

Even Worse:
Spoiled Clams Casino and about half a case of Dinkelacker Dark coming out your nose, because it's coming up too fast for your mouth to handle all the flow. The beer wasn't the problem. I've got decades of drinking experience, and 12 bottles of German Beer is a walk in the park for me.

I spent 6 hours—after the first couple spews—drinking water, waiting, then projectile puking into a 5-gallon bucket,...repeat, over and over. I had that smell of clams and beer in my nose for 2 days.

i hate when you're drinking a soda and a car swerves onto the sidewalk and hits you. :eek:

So you got pressure from below, a wad of burger and bun stuck halfway down your esophagus

Thats called a vomit cannon lol. Yeah with enough soda you can launch that bastard to mars! Just think...the first extraterrestrial ecounter will be between an alien and a burger. What a way to represent our planet!

That is what I think would be the best representation of our planet, well, America at least.