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I've got to agree with .02 here. My wife farts more than ANY man I know, including myself. And she don't hide it either, just lets 'em out right in the open.

Originally posted by Delisk
Man... did you really needed to share this with us?

Just curius, does your girlfriend know you share this with us?

Yes, it was a need to know type of thing, hehe. And no, she doesn't know. If she knew, she'd probably be really upset and end up farting more just to try and get on my bad side ... little does she know I just think it's funny when she farts.

Originally posted by mihai
women DO fart -
but they do fart a lot less than men - you know why?

Women don't keep their mouths shut long enough for pressure to accumulate...

LMAO! That was too funny. :D

Why is your head near her bum so much?

I'm farting right now. I'm glad my girl doesn't let it rip all the time. Sucks to be you, ha ha ha!

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Originally posted by devlkore
Why is your head near her bum so much?

she ... she has a nice bum.

I have the answer to why girlfarts are more smellier...

and it is like this: a girl don't wanna fart when you hear it, that's a fact. We guy's have a period at the very startup of a relationship when we might hold them "within", so to speak. But after a period of time we fart our brains out with little or no regard of others, right. Well, girls aren't that way, they always keep a lid on the farting and after a few hours of none farting (that is tightning the a$$ up not letting them out before you're alone) the farts become, hehe, "ripe", hehe...I mean try it yourselfs, do not fart a whole day and then when you get home...fire away. Now smell that, I promise you they won't smell roselike. In short, girls keep them inside until they can't cope anymore, then a tiny gascloud escapes them and that essence wich is concentrated by now will, without a doubt, smell more than your farts ever will.

Thats it, this is a known fact in scientific communities, hehe

Pman.

Thank you Dr. Drew. :D

But my girl farts ALL the time. More than me. Freaky.

I now understand why you are drunk all of the time.

lmao, good point. :D but i dont get drunk .. just swiveled.