My 500th post.

jeeeezzz, I really should sleep at night.

Anyway....Here's a little something to get a giggle out of.

Top Twenty - Worlds shortest books

20. BEAUTY SECRETS -by Janet Reno
19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES -by John Denver
18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL -by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL -by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES -by Ronald Reagan
15. THINGS I CAN'T AFFORD -by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the Sierra Club
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson
And the World's Number One Shortest book...
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton & Jesse Jackson

I was just thinking about that last night when I was looking at the Top 10 Posters for the board and saw your post count.

Needless to say, you're on top. :D

Dang.....I have a long ways to go to catch up.

If my stupid car wouldn't have taken a big 'ol crap on me, I'da been close....

As you can see, I haven't made many posts as of yet...