10 Things You Don't Want To Know

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litres of urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.


Got this from SL

LMAO and off again, and again, that's just plain pukewarning to these...Fun, though. What's SL ?

SomethingLeet.com

that's pretty nasty when you think about it!

*says pfft..."that's not true at all." , and goes on living in denial* :D

lol.. they dont sound true but im sure that most of them are...

I have a question on this though... how do they figure things like this out.. to they take survays or something ... :D o well "good" facts sidez... lol..

1. I avoid this by not swimming.
2. I use my shirt sleeve to open doors in public places.
3. I'm afraid of this one.
4. I doubt this is true. How could this even be quantified?
5. probably
6. probably
7. this is a lame one
8. 1/100th of a chance at a rare event (for a guy). No worries there.
9. probably
10. i never share

I imagine you do end up swallowing a few bugs in a lifetime while you are asleep, but the numbers sound incredibly high on this. Any noises and any alien substances in my mouth or eyes immediately wake me up from my sleep. If I swallow any insect, it would have to be mite-sized.

haha sidez thats gross :S /me seals him self in a ziplock bag
I think I shall live in denial like paavo as well *runs away*